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    Routine Dirty Hipster Basic No. 4 Conditioner 350 Ml

    Routine Dirty Hipster Basic No. 4 Conditioner 350 Ml

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    Let your ironic mullet flow, peppermint is known to thicken and grow. Vetiver & cocoa to smooth your sweet mun. Patchouli prevents flakes, so yeah, that is fun.

    SCENT:
    PATCHOULI
    MINT
    COCOA
    VETIVER

    SCENTS WITH BENEFITS:
    BASIC. you want to normalize normalizing? Your hair is already pretty rad, why mess with that? And also, who likes squeaky clean fluffy looking hair? No one. Your hair will look instantly cool. Lived in, but NOT dirty (because you're already a dirty hipster on the inside). With functional scents of patchouli to soothe, mint to invigorate, cocoa to soften and vetiver smooth, your hair will be left normal, but better. Ya dig?
    Formulated to be used as a pair with Dirty Hipster Normalizing Shampoo.

    COLOUR SAFE | BOTANICALS | VEGAN | REFILLABLE | NO SLS OR PARABENS

    Made with 100% natural and wholesome ingredients, this conditioner nourishes your hair for silky, soft, and strong locks. Natural, sustainable, and paraben free.

    Other key ingredients:

    Hydrolyzed Quinoa: Improves style and body of hair, creating a scaffolding around hair to protect strands and create more vibrant concentrated color. Enhances shine for healthier looking hair.

    100% Made in Calgary, even the flask made of repurposed plastic!

    TRIFECTA OF USE: Save a bottle and trip to the store by using this as a hipster shaving cream or leave-in treatment.

    VEGAN. TESTED ON HUMAN FRIENDS, NEVER ANIMAL FRIENDS.

    Routine's flask bottles are the VERY FIRST of their kind. MADE IN CALGARY out of 100% repurposed, food grade plastic. Produced entirely within a 5km radius of the Routine HQ from: Bottle making, silk screening, filling, and shipping right here in Calgary, AB. Vegan. Formulated here. Designed by the Routeam.

    Ingredients
    water, behentrimonium methosulfate, cetearyl alcohol, ricinus communis (castor) seed oil, hydrolyzed quinoa, gluconolactone, sodium benzoate, pogostemon cablin oil (patchouli), sodium hydroxide, vetiveria zizanoides root oil* (vetiver), mentha piperita (peppermint) oil*, theobroma cacao (cocoa) seed extract, d-limonene*. *naturally occurring in essential oil.

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    Routine Dirty Hipster Basic No. 4 Conditioner 350 Ml

    Routine Dirty Hipster Basic No. 4 Conditioner 350 Ml

    $29.99
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